Justin Trudeau – Philippe Couillard – Kathleen Wynne – Imams - ayatollahs, musulmans Criticism much the game Pokemon Go since its release

Criticism much the game Pokemon Go since its release.

The ayatollahs, our ignorant Muslims, our bearded, Justin Trudeau love frequenting the mosques, who lead in Islamic democracies, these mullahs Iran worry you and scare you with their thick eyebrows and dark eyes when they see pointer a Pokémon hunter at them, you will see these dark minions turn into grotesque and ridiculous clowns.

According to the Qur'an, Muhammad, upon the appearance of the Archangel Gabriel, he was afraid, like the plague, had in his possession, the evil instrument resembling the American Pokémon today. So Islamic beards, not knowing what to make of this new revelation of Allah, lice walking in their stinking pile of pubic hair decided to ban the games that Christians and Jews love.

Islam rejects the theory acceptance of evolution but that man can fly through the air

But it should really consider that when Mohammed party to paradise, he went there with a white horse. Person how many horses-powers his white horse was to take off from planet earth. The Qur'an does not mention. Adil Charkaoui may be the answer?

The country of Philippe of Arabia Couillard again in Iceland

Thus bearded Saudi Arabia, which put the knees in Western countries with their petrodollars and gold bullion, have unearthed an old fatwa that they had launched against Pokémon in 2001.

Philippe Couillard was consulted about this, and Carlos Leitaos. Both in their wisdom have wanted infines make an immense Service to the bearded who run the kingdom where human rights and women are there strictly observed by the United Nations offices. This exemplary kingdom shows us the right way, at any point, so National Assembly of Quebec has decided to send more advisers are to understand the functions of Pokemon Go, for use for the rich only.

After several consultations, former mayor of Laval, Gilles Vaillancourt, Jean Charest, Tony Accurso, Laurent Lessard, Daniel Johnson, from where it can harvest a third salary and several Liberal thieves can install casinos for the political elites of the country. Considering that the alphabet people

of Saudi Arabia, King has called a meeting with the great imams on American disqualifications, the Pokémon, the game.

Muhammad played and drank but Muslims should not drink and play

The game, they say, is "contrary to Islam because it seeks to have the minds of children" and because many symbols it uses are "the promotion of gambling, the franc -Masonry, Christianity and Zionism more:.

"And wait, there's  by the Standing Committee on research and fatwas, Pokemon Go represents a danger because the creatures in the game are changing, they become bigger and stronger .

"The core of this game is the evolutionary theory of Darwin, who is banished from our schools, because going against our beliefs."

We, the imams believe that rape is essential according to the Qur'an and the game is stupid.

Rattlesnakes Egypt attacked by the game

In Egypt, it is not better. The grand viziers of the country, mental, religious sick, gathered to see if the game was a major threat to national security committee.

According to a member of the Egypt defense  "Pokemon Go is the latest tool dated spy agencies in the intelligence war, an application for mobile odious and cunning which tries to infiltrate our communities in the most innocent way, under the pretext of entertainment. But what they really want is to spy on people and the state.

Justin Trudeau during one of his selfies in Malaysia

In Malaysia, leaders of the Islamic Legal Consultative Committee also called on Muslims to shun the famous play.

"Go Pokémon and all the Pokémon characters should be avoided because they can be harmful, said Zulkifli Mohamad al-Bakri, a top religious official. Because some Pokémon are more valuable than others, due to their rarity, Pokemon Go created a kind of virtual marketplace which could lead to gambling ...

"Islamic Turkish President establishes Sharia, it is the fault of Washington

In Turkey imams feel the game "insulting Islam" and is part of a "vast Western conspiracy" to weaken the values of young Muslims.

A religion for cucumbers